I was cruisin' the islands, bored out of my mind, when I decided to head down to Myth to get myself something to eat. I couldn't decide between fish nuggets or honey cake, or water or punch. Nobody was on duty anyway. When Skull comes out, I figured, I won't have to stare at a plastic billboard and wonder, fish or honey? Soon my appetite was completely gone, so I started out and rethought my life.
*Applause*
ANNOUNCER: A TOUCHING PERFORMANCE BY MS. CALM STARFISH, WHO IS DEEPLY TROUBLED BY THE MEMBERSHIP CONTROVERSY AND BY THE WAIT FOR THE UPCOMING ISLAND. WHAT AN ASPIRING YOUNG ACTRESS SHE IS!
CALM: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I'D PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AND-
ANNOUNCER: CALM, CALM, WAIT. YOU DIDN'T WIN AN AWARD.
CALM: *STARES*
ANNOUNCER: YOU DID VERY WELL, BUT THERE WAS NO AWARD TONIGHT. BUT- WAIT, WHERE DID SHE GO?
*CRASHING. SCREAMING. CALM RUNS OUT, SOBBING, AND THROWING RANDOM HEAVY ITEMS AT EVERYONE*
ANNOUNCER: *TO TV CAMERA* SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS! I MEAN, UH, THANKS FOR WATCHING!
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